Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for September 28, 1999

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Bernice says:"Your parents gave you a gift certificate to a spa?" Luann:"I can get mudded, massaged, peeled, the works! Is this excellent or what?" Bernice says:"Getting peeled doesn't sound as excellent as getting a new car..." Luann says:"I'm doin' the full makeover, including-ready for this? - a new hairstyle!!" Bernice says:"Hm, where have I heard this before? Oh, yeah-from you. Like, daily for the past decade" Luann says:"I'm gonna be a megababe, can you handle that?"