Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 21, 2000

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Delta looks at some paper on a table in front of Knute. She asks, "Is this your student interview?" Knute replies, "Yeah. Talk about interview with the vampire." Delta picks up the paper and says, "Excuse me?" Knute says, "I picked Tiffany's bud, Crystal. Man, that girl is a DOWNER. Gloom, gargoyles, graveyards ... I couldn't WAIT to get away from her! Yeech!" Knute makes a gagging gesture. Looking at the paper, Delta says, "And yet you wrote 17 single-spaced pages." Knute looks startled, saying, "I did?"