Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for November 16, 2003

Transcript:

"Uh-oh. Your horoscope says, 'tomorrow you'll have a fight with a friend." "No, I won't. Now I can avoid it." "Sorry, it's foretold by the stars." "Oh, jupiter's in a bicuspid epoxy with rising flatulence?" "Just 'cuz you don't grasp planetary influence - " "Luann, the alignment of rocks in space has as much 'influence' as the alignment of crumbs on your shirt." "Jeez, Bernice! You're such a righteous snob!" "YOU'RE a gullible IDIOT!" "Hey... this is yesterday's paper..."