Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 29, 2010

I imagine a lot of people are intimidated by Crystal.

That’s why she spends so much time with Knute. He doesn’t do intimidated.

I just realized, Luann always thinks she’s hideous, ugly and unpopular; and Tiffany always thinks she’s the prettiest, sexiest and most popular girl in school; but come to think of it, it seems like a lot more guys have been interested in Luann than in Tiffany. Luann has dated Gunther, Aaron Hill, Miguel and Elwood. That’s at least four. I think I might be forgetting one as well. On top of that, there were fifty-seven boys at Luann’s school who all wanted to see Tiffany’s cell phone video of Luann changing her clothes in the locker room. That means that aside from the four whom Luann has dated, there’s at least fifty-seven others who think she’s sexy. In contrast Tiffany doesn’t seem to have anyone. Even Quill seems to like Luann better. I wonder if the boys have figured out that Luann is secretly better than Tiffany. I mean, Luann is just as sexy as Tiffany is, even though it’s hard to tell because Luann dresses more modestly. From the neck down you couldn’t tell which was which if they both wore the same clothes. Luann also has a kind heart, unlike Tiffany who’s just evil. Luann may not be very smart or responsible, but she’s still smarter and more responsible than Tiffany. Luann also has a lot more humility. It’s no wonder all the boys are chasing Luann and ignoring Tiffany.

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jk I read

Poor Tiffany. So unable to understand herself, how bad she is and how much people can’t stand her. Gunther could be the best thing in her life.