Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 16, 2011
Transcript:
Brad says, "Hey, sis. Whatcha doin'?" Luann says, "Writing my pageant speech. But I'm not sure it's right. Listen to this:" Luann says, "Why do the beautiful, curvy, cheerleader types always win pageants? What if an average girl won for a change? Wouldn't this send a powerful, positive message?" Brad says, "Sounds like you're trying to convince the judges to vote for you instead of Tiffany" Luann says, "Oh! It's perfect then"
She’ll win no points by making implications about a former pageant winner and a beautiful, curvy type who are judges. Miss Phelps might sympathize a little.