Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 18, 2013
Transcript:
Ox: "Ok, one salad and one Oh my dog!" Delta: "Thanks, Ox" Bernice: "How do you like working here?" Ox: "Well, it's good that means Miss Eiffel is gone. But it's bad that TJ left" Ox: "So it's good and bad" Delta: "Speaking of which, how's that really bad meal?" Bernice: "Good!"
stainless steel rat over 11 years ago
So who’s running the joint?
Namrepus over 11 years ago
It’s called “Oh my dog” because of what you’ll be saying on the toilet.
SackofRabidWeasels over 11 years ago
So the months of this storyline were absolutely pointless.
kenhense over 11 years ago
So the new exclam, OMD! Wow we sure snuck out of the Toni/Brad reality show. I don’t have any idea where today’s arc can go. (I really miss AE).
XianProf over 11 years ago
Lev, my wife could put away food to rival just about any guy I know and never pass 130 lbs (at 5’4"). Some women have the metabolism of a jackrabbit on crack.
Angelalex242 over 11 years ago
If TJ left, their sales must’ve been like, cut in 1/3.
cholomanaba over 11 years ago
it is said that if you wear one of those paper crowns too often, AE will appear herself right next to you and take away your soul (or your money)!!!!
drewpamon over 11 years ago
Lev regardless of weather or not he needs the money is unimportant. Normally a teenager with a job is not making nearly enough to support himself. The point of such jobs is to learn how to work. How to deal with a manager. How to be an adult when he enters the cruel, cold world.
The Old Wolf over 11 years ago
I am disappointed that we didn’t really see the climax of the Ann Awful Arc. Yay, she’s gone. But where? We need a Cross Time Saloon where she meets up with the Punisher.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Good to see Oxford again! And good to see Bernice eating! Perhaps the conversation can be carried forward to reveal what became of Annie Awful and who’s running this WeenieWorld now….
Attila The Voice! over 11 years ago
Hey Levi, that was a kind thing you said about your tribute to Luann :) Thank you
Scott Stevenson over 11 years ago
Obviously Ox is dyslexic…
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Lev, Greg has been listening to you… Bernice is in the dailies, and Luann isn’t even there…. Of course, now we have to wait to see how meeting Dirk’s wife has affected Toni :S
Magnolia42 over 11 years ago
Did they leave together?
Ottodesu over 11 years ago
I have to add my voice to the rest, yesterday’s first comment (well timed!) was very good indeed.Obviously you had thought it through before posting it.
margaretannehill over 11 years ago
Ann shall return. TJ, too. Too strong characters to just disappear, for ever. As a Christian, I find it interesting that yoga (a rival religion) has saved Dirk from his evil side.
Guilty Bystander over 11 years ago
Lev, have you ever seen those guys who compete in hot dog eating contests at places like Nathan’s? Some of them look like they could take a shower in a shotgun barrel. Just be glad Bernice is eating something/anything (a paean to the underrated Todd Rundgren there), although she strikes me as the type who would turn up her nose at hot dogs in favor of sushi.
reedkomicks Premium Member over 11 years ago
Fun to see 3 secondary characters with no primaries. Also love reading 2 Luann comics now.
Mordock999 over 11 years ago
I LIKE Ox.
No, REALLY do.
Nice Guy. Needs a Girlfriend.Hey, there’s two CHOICES here!Let’s SEE: One is Hyper-Brainy Over Opinionated, Possessive, but Kinda Cute Feminist.The other is an Attractive but Annoying Social Activist that LOVES to Criticize other People’s Food Choices.
Uhhhhhh, BETTER keep LOOKING Dude.
Hey, I hear THAT Tiffany Gal is FREE!!!
PMark over 11 years ago
Nice, Greg. Way to leave us hanging on the Toni-Brad arc.
Darryl Heine over 11 years ago
Can fast food be good or bad or both?
Deezlebird over 11 years ago
Until I turned 45, I couldn’t gain weight if I tried. When I was in college I tried milkshakes with eggs, everything—was thing as a stick. Oh, how I long for those days now!
Mostly Water Premium Member over 11 years ago
Maybe Miss Eiffel will have a psychological makeover like Dirk and come back as a Hospice worker.
Sangelia over 11 years ago
yes it can be possible for a person to be a facestuffer and still be thin.if the person in question has a super high metabolism. they can eat as much as they want and still not gain.on the other hand, some folks barely eat and still gain weight.being a facestuffer does not mean fat person. nor does being a fat person means being a facestuffer.
sjsczurek over 11 years ago
The Colonial hot dog!The real meal hot dog!For people who eat – like there’s no tomorrow.(How many people remember that one?)
my_discworld over 11 years ago
Sigh. Spare us from well-intentioned elite-dieting snobs everywhere.
sjsczurek over 11 years ago
Because he needs to get EX – PER – I – ENCE.The pay, whether little or much, is a good thing, but he must get EX – PER – I – ENCE that he cannot possibly get by just going to school.After graduation, he’s going to look for work, and recruiters/employers/managers/ are going to hit him over the head with, and jam up his behind the word EX – PER – I – ENCE. He needs this job now so he can claim to have EX – PER – I – ENCE. And if he feels betrayed, lied to, or anything else, he’ll be accused of having a “bad attitude” by people who have attitudes of their own and refuse to check them, or to consider why people think and feel that way. That is why he needs this job.
yldonaldson over 11 years ago
Well, this came out of nowhere. It’s nice to see what the others are up to though. :) How are things with Gunther and Rosa?
bfloxword over 11 years ago
The previous day was a dream shot. Today, too?
Simon_Jester over 11 years ago
Oh, I don’t know….We’ve all known people who can scarf anything insight and never gain an ounce.
( Don’tcha HATE ’em? )
Tinyman over 11 years ago
Did I miss something? When did Ox get hired and TJ and Ann Awful leave? Did TJ finally get his revenge? Looks like someone left a big hole.I am surprised at Greg. Usually when he comes back to a storyline he picks up where he left off from last time. .
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 11 years ago
Ahm thinkin Ox is in luv… watching Bern unhinge and devour..
ACTIVIST1234 over 11 years ago
Leviticus- loved your tribute to Mr. Evans and his work yesterday. You’re right on.*On to today—his parents have enough money, and he has enough money for food, but hopefully his parents see that work builds character and so are making him work for his spending money.*The real question is, when will Bernice enthusiastically than TJ for driving out their mutual enemy?*And even crunchies can have a doughnut or hot dog once a week!
JimT8 over 11 years ago
What mystery? TJ sent in the evidence against her. Nothing strange about that.
ACTIVIST1234 over 11 years ago
Once again in that nether land between when the alarm (failed) to go off and I got up— got to thinking that we’ve been too hard on Toni’s brother, Jonah.*I think he and Toni are the same age, so if Toni was totally lost and looking for guidance, what about Jonah? They used to say boys matured emotionally two years behind girls, so what sort of “control” or guidance did he get?*This would be shortly before Shannon’s birth. Jonah would we looking for a strong, older person he could lean on. I sure hope he did NOT fall victim to AE!
Pelahnar over 11 years ago
Food service is different, apparently. I’ve never worked in a fast food restaurant (or any other kind, for that matter), but I’ve heard things. You get paid 2 dollars an hour (or so), plus tips. If you work well and get nice customers, the tips will bring your pay up to at least minimum wage..Or so I’ve heard.
krelboyne over 11 years ago
what happened to WW hats?
CrimsonFoxx over 11 years ago
You obviously underestimate the power of teenage metabolism!
transylvanian over 11 years ago
Brilliant. :)
jimmeh over 11 years ago
Anyone remember ‘Wiener King’?
transylvanian over 11 years ago
Going to a fast food restaurant for a salad, is like going to a drug dealer for an aspirin. Come on, Delta, Live a little. Have an Oh My Dog, with a side of Chili Chese Fries, and a Diet Coke. ;)
kalliopismom over 11 years ago
Oh yes she could. I have my whole life and I am a size 6 at 5’7".
ooptheman over 11 years ago
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz interesting, but comments are to lonnggggzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, naps getting longer too.
Jason Case over 11 years ago
That would be excellent shown where she is now.
DTJB over 11 years ago
Hey Delta, don’t judge. >:(
gkid over 11 years ago
Ah, come on..we gotta know what happened. Show us in re-run. AE n TJ. Cmon.
krelboyne over 11 years ago
ox-toe?
roohey over 11 years ago
So TJ stifled Eifel
kenhense over 11 years ago
Ox isn’t a bad guy, but the service has to be slower and WW doesn’t look like much fun to go to.
sarafaye over 11 years ago
It was plenty if they were already looking for a reason to get rid of her, like the secret shoppers had reported getting the hard sell from her cashier, or customer complaints from people like Ox.
Snoopy_Fan over 11 years ago
I ate like crazy up through college and never topped 130 lbs until two years after I graduated…
sjsczurek over 11 years ago
Let’s see.With a gross income of $16,640 (and it’s your only source of income), you would have $6,890 in taxable income if single, and $0 taxable income if married and filing jointly. Based upon the $16,640, a single person would be eligible for an Earned Income Credit of $0, and a couple married filing jointly would be eligible for an EIC of $196. If, of course, the filer meets the qualifications. (Source: 1040EZ Instructions for 2012, pp. 12-18).
RetFor over 11 years ago
they dont pay him, he just gets freee food.