Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 19, 2013
Transcript:
Tiffany: "Like at Walmart, the photo you see in frames? That'll be ME!" Melodee: "You have a rare talent, Quill. I believe you will excel in theatre! Keep at it!" Quill: "Thank you, Mrs Manezon!" Melodee: "And you, dear, will look adorable in picture frames" Tiffany: "I KNOW!"
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Tiffany is beside herself….
LouEthelip over 11 years ago
Sounds like the teacher is saying in her own way tha Tiffany DOESN’T have a rare talent. That Quill can be a star of stage or film while Tiffany’s talent just isn’t that special.
DaJellyBelly over 11 years ago
Anyone catch the slight innuendo in Ms Manezon’s remarks?
Tiffany will be good in picture frames. Whereas Quill will be excellent in the theater business. It seems that she is implying that Tiffany is a pretty face and nothing more! LOL
Lakegal over 11 years ago
Great poem. I have known several “Tiffanys” and I am amazed at the wonderful people they matured to be.
DaJellyBelly over 11 years ago
I think we will see Tiffany get dismissed from the female lead part.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 11 years ago
If she didn’t try so hard…
Simon_Jester over 11 years ago
Tiffany will look great in picture frames……on the walls of post offices……front AND side-view.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
I did respond, but got back late….
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
For one of the few times, I actually feel a little sorry for her, imagine if your only thrill in life is to see yourself , how vacuous can a person GET?
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Just so funny, because today’s strip is what we’ve been saying for the past couple of days….
Mordock999 Premium Member over 11 years ago
“RARE Talent”?!?
“Excel in Theatre?!!?”
Excel at WHAT, M.S. Manezon? Showing Patrons to Their SEATS??
Obviously Ms “M” You haven’t HEARD Mr. Perfect’s Production of “I’m a Snot”.
Give a LISTEN.
THEN get BACK to Us.
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
So will Tiff toddle off to a one- or two-day modeling gig and give up the lead in the play, or will she demand to do both?
JayBluE over 11 years ago
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Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Farrell must be “Olde English” for “Dumb as a stone”
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Yes, vindication is sweet…^I do enjoy dessert…
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Tiff Farrell, future “Miss May”
JayBluE over 11 years ago
It also could be that it’s during the time that she’d not have to work on camp things, like the weekend, or if Friday was a free day, or something like that… or if the Modeling Gig was upcoming, but not immediately now…
seismic-2 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Are there any actors in the world who wouldn’t want their photo to be seen as widely as possible? Isn’t presenting yourself to the public a very large part of what the job is about? Why does wanting to be admired for her beauty by a large audience make Tiffany a bad person? I can’t imagine anyone saying, “I really want to be an actress, so long as no one ever sees me!”
JayBluE over 11 years ago
You forgot a few other stars in NY and LA, although I’ve also heard that there are some “Hollywood people” are not even like that in everyday life….
JayBluE over 11 years ago
But there’s still one more day to this week… question is, how will it play out tomorrow?
ShagsCA over 11 years ago
When does the camp director’s head explode?
DaJellyBelly over 11 years ago
*Just because you are first cast for a lead role. Does not necessarily mean that you keep it. Even with Broadway shows, during out of town tryouts. Where a show gets fine tuned before it ever hits Broadway. There are sometimes cast changes.
Let’s take a look at Ms Farrell’s resume.
Tiffany bombed in the “Toni Doesn’t Live Here Anymore” show.
She had a bit part in a film that never saw a theatrical release. It was so stinko. That it went straight to DVD (maybe). And is sold only at dollar stores.
She bombed at the Weenie World scheme.
She was reduced to the back of the chorus line in the school production of “West Side Story.”
And I believe she bombed as the lead actress in “George.” She will still be in the show. But again at the back of the chorus line!*
Leon Manuel Real over 11 years ago
The good thing about being a simpleton is that they’re easy to satisfy.
Snoopy_Fan over 11 years ago
Their gonna need another Martha?
JayBluE over 11 years ago
“…for the mere mention that her picture frames could be sold at dollar stores…”^It’s so funny how it all seems to revolve around anything having to do with George (Dentures, Dollars, etc.)…..
seismic-2 Premium Member over 11 years ago
And if that were to happen, all the other girls already enrolled in the camp, who have been attending all the drama classes. would have every right to leave and demand their money back. That would be the end of this camp forever, and rightly so.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Or it could be a cliffhanger, left open to perception (as can usually happen here)… ==where:(a) those who want to see Tiffany out will perceive it as “the curtain being drawn upon her”, ==or (b) those who may or may not like her but think that it will be inconsequential may think that she will still stand on her mark (though she is prone to “miss cues”) come show’s opening….
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Nice word crafting there, Lev…==From my own personal perspective, it could work as a song…..
JayBluE over 11 years ago
“So, what’s the dog gonna do?”^Same thing corporate does these days… take out the important elements… rebrand it.. make it lose the feature that many have recognized and have come to love.. like when McD changed Ronalds and took out the other characters, and when Annie lost her curls with the “reboot” from the late nineties, among other ads….
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Actually, it does fit the “neo-soul” style of R&B(where it’s supposed to have a “conscious” feel, including the “positive alternative rap” style, and away from the corporate “inspired” commercial rap), or a combo R&B/Rock feel like “Incubus”, “Gorillaz”, etc,…==Or even how Boz Scaggs did “Jojo” among other classic blues/R&B/AOR songs of his…==But it also has the feel of classic/progressive rock bands, too… (Saga/GTR/early Genesis, etc.)….==Or the Coldplay/Fray type of styling…
JayBluE over 11 years ago
“…Willard Scott from The Today Show? True dat”^Ha ha! And if you go to Youtube and search for classic commercials, his pops up amongst them… also a commercial for McD that has Vic Tayback (of Alice fame, etc.) and John Amos ( of Good Times, Roots, the District, etc…)
JayBluE over 11 years ago
“Gin Blossom’s “Found Out About You”^It could…. would have to get a couple of lines to fit Robin Wilson’s cadence… at least when I play the song with the words…==If I sing it, it would seem to fit into the melody, too, though… . yeah, you’re right!
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Yeah, when I sing it, it really does fit!
Alex Morales over 11 years ago
And what will they do with the photo insert once they buy the photo frame at WalMart? Lol…. Tsk…
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
It’s kinda tingly to see the Tiffster all overwhelmed with emotion at just the thought of a nameless picture-frame gig! I must disagree with those who dislike Ms. Manezon, however; she is just right for the mid-range fading regional star who would run a summer Drama Camp for high schoolers!
Inkwell Files over 11 years ago
…You gotta admit, this would be pretty exciting if you were interested in modeling (and I’m sure she would be). It’s small, but she’s still getting her image out there.
Yeah, I always root for the wrong people.
meillered over 11 years ago
I almost feel sorry for her…almost.
blackielawless over 11 years ago
having her picture in all those frames is a great idea.it could lead to bigger and better things.she might get discovered by a hollywood producer or director,modeling agency or somebody in television.she could make millions of dollars every year!
armywifern over 11 years ago
I hope this works out for Tiff. I don’t like the character, but we’re not supposed to – and even people we don’t like have good things come their way.
ljcjr over 11 years ago
It’s just a comic.
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 11 years ago
If that were to happen and Quill finds out, he’ll most likely be upset at Luann for going to Tiff’s level.
The Old Wolf over 11 years ago
Even a blind squirrel deserves to find a nut now and then.
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 11 years ago
Manezon might not be degrading Tiff’s acting abilities and is just complimenting her.
EighthAt14 over 11 years ago
I think Manezon does know what she’s doing. She got Tiffany the frame job after all. Maybe some other girl is now Martha.
Hugh Manatee over 11 years ago
Ulterior motive in there, Ms. “Manezon”?
tomshelly1990 over 11 years ago
the ultimate dream realized!!
TheSkulker over 11 years ago
After what we’ve seen you thinks she even has a clue???
jenbrown1017 over 11 years ago
Doesn’t Tiffany realize the first thing most people do is pull out the picture of the strange person in the picture frame and throw it away? LOL
Metal maiden over 11 years ago
Yes, we got some (two bit) quality frames at Mallwart… Come and get ’em.
TORAD_07 over 11 years ago
I think, per the 2nd Frame, having Ms. Manezon add “Bless your heart…” would be iciing on the cake! ;-PPPP
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
I wonder how many don’t know the original Ronald McDonald was Willard Scott from The Today Show? True dat.^^Yes, and he had a milkshake cup for a nose
take screen shot
kenwarnerfordictator over 11 years ago
Oh well. Just once, let Tiffany have her day. Let’s not rain on her parade..
ReneTray over 11 years ago
Well put, Leviticus.
peninsulapal Premium Member over 11 years ago
Tiffany is a classic NPD individual. If she never learns to love another, she, like Narcissus, with grow gaunt, loose her beauty and eventually wither and die, if not physically then emotionally. So who’s next?
buccaneer8 over 11 years ago
That is a pretty and adorable face?!?!? Good grief, are the standards that low?
imbaldeagle over 11 years ago
As a model, I’m thinking body painting. She’s already started with face painting.
buccaneer8 over 11 years ago
I mean, does anyone find those ugly clown lips and raccoon eyes attractive at all??
AndiJ over 11 years ago
Oh, Tiff, nobody looks at those pics. and they just throw them away! I see Tiff’s face falling. ;)
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Kinda like last week….
Bucinka over 11 years ago
“Manezon sucks. If Tiffany’s only talent is to be in picture frames, how did she get the lead female role?”
Anyone can make a mistake. Manezon is diplomatically admitting hers and managing the situation.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Forgot to mention that I have that Willard Scott commercial around here, somewhere, on a collection of commercials on DVD… kinda forgot, since my wife is not a big clown fan at all… . she will jack up a clown in a heartbeat,…. I guess, especially even good ol’ Willard…
Bandera_Ken over 11 years ago
“@Scott StevensonFame, even a tiny bit of it, can give you a high like (I’m told) drugs can
I’ve heard that too."
Don’t know. I’ve never had any (fame).
dblbaraje over 11 years ago
If Tiffany’s father was that rich, she wouldn’t be going to a pubic high school.
bronzeskater over 11 years ago
I like the single tear on Tiffany’s cheek in the second panel—she’s happy, at least.
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 11 years ago
Easy, Levi - your question shall be answered soon.
yangeldf over 11 years ago
she TOTALLY missed the implication that her only marketable talent is her good looks.
notbornyesterday over 11 years ago
It’s Quill who’s gonna end up with a head too big for his hat size
oldcomicsfan over 11 years ago
Tiffany really only has her looks going for her. No real talent. Looks fade. Talent is forever.
dlsnyder55 over 11 years ago
Time for Quill to ask the director to choose a new leading lady, who performed so well in West Side Story?
Argy.Bargy2 over 11 years ago
So what have we seen you in lately, besides the funny pages?
sarafaye over 11 years ago
Perhaps Ms Manezone really wanted Quill as the lead, and stupidly bought Tiffany’s act of them being a package deal.
Argy.Bargy2 over 11 years ago
Not a big poetry fan, me. Bring back the novellas.
slsharris over 11 years ago
Actually, Tiffany’s entrance as a starlet will probably get her a head shot that reaches millions — like Lindsey Lohan’s mug shots…
imbaldeagle over 11 years ago
Who framed Tiffany Farrell?
housepianist over 11 years ago
Tiffany is an arrogant twilight zone!
notbornyesterday over 11 years ago
Tiffany lacks serious dramatic talent ? probably. Tiffany makes it as a model and not as an actress ? What’s wrong with that ? In either case, the potential for big money is certainly there.
And while everyone loves to dump on Tiffany for being self centered and shallow; shouldn’t a professional model (or anyone else for that matter) be somewhat in love with themselves?
Any models, professional or not, current or past, care to comment ?
notbornyesterday over 11 years ago
Luann filling in for Tiffany as Martha Washington? I think Martha Washington being played by Gunther in drag would be a MUCH more interesting story line.
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Yeh…… a brand of football nobody else on the planet gives a rat’s backside about, unlike real ‘footie’ that the rest of the planet embraces^^Apparently the rest of the World enjoys chronic boredom in their sports… mind you, I hate ALL forms of football, incl soccer and US/Canada (Rugby) types
Scott Stevenson over 11 years ago
I got told that by one of the “old timers” who had gotten both kinds of highs. He also reminded me that “this was what I did, it wasn’t who I was”. Although, it’s tough to remember that when a pretty Luann-aged girl comes up to you at an event, and wants a picture and autograph. I even developed a nice “autograph signature” that I liked so much I use it for everything now.
I guess where I’m going is that while I don’t normally have much sympathy for the Tiffster, I really do understand the kind of thinking that’s probably going on in her head right now.
dfowensby over 11 years ago
prolly be a shot of her walking away, from behind. anonymous—or wearing a bigbird costume…heh.
sarafaye over 11 years ago
I don’t get the people who say they are feeling sorry for Tiffany right now. She’s doing fine at the moment. Her disappointment is behind her and her eyes are on her hopefulfuture.
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
In the last frame, I mean, panel, Tiff is surrounded by her most ardent admirers.^^Except one….imag
Jim Kerner over 11 years ago
OMG! I’ve figured out who Carley Simon wrote the song, “You’re So Vain”! It’s none other than Tiffany!
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
best sports bumper sticker i ever saw said:“Rugby players eat their dead”.^^ouch
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
She probably has a couple of pallets of those in the garage… :)
hahaha
punslinger over 11 years ago
Tiffany just got career-nuked…and doesn’t even get it!
seismic-2 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Tiffany is superficial because… she wants to be famous and admired as an actress? Yeah, I can see how wanting to be famous and admired would really be a drawback in becoming an actress.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 11 years ago
TIFFANY’S ANSWER TO LEVITICUS-Lev, my dear you wished to knowIf my dreams will leave me lowMy soul won’t be an empty shellFor it I long ago did sell.I am not cold, nor my smile a trapI’m just not deep for you to unwrapWhat I am is what you seeAll I am’s on the skin of me.Will I be alone? How can you ask?In the eyes of others is what I baskExcept for that, I do not knowWhy I should care of others, no....Such was the answer she gives to youIn your heart of hearts, you know ‘tis trueShe’s the center of her empty lifeHer own true love, child, friend and wife.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 11 years ago
“best sports bumper sticker i ever saw said:“Rugby players eat their dead”.”-They had that at Auburn when I was going there. My brother mentioned the signs and I responded the same way. He didn’t know of the plane crash and subsequent survival technique they used.My wife’s nephew went many years later and they still mention it, along with “RUGBY PLAYERS HAVE LEATHER BALLS”
sarafaye over 11 years ago
Tiffany got booted off the cheer squad, either months ago or years ago depending on how the timeline is working, for being a blackmailing pornographer.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 11 years ago
I hope Tiffany got a job as the picture-frame model. But the whole scenario of how it came about (through a high-school drama camp rather than a modeling agency) is so implausible that we have to wonder whether she is being set up to be the victim of a cruel hoax. Did Mrs. Manezon check out that the opportunity is legit before picking a camper to be given the job?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 11 years ago
“By that, I would surmise that rugby players are not vegetarians or vegans.”-Just in case you don’t know.- There was a plane crash in 1972 in the Andes in which a team of rugby players from Uruguay were involved. Sixteen of the original 45 survived after two months.-Lacking food and fuel and not knowing when help would arrive, they dined on the only food available. The families of the ones who died were distressed to find some of the bodies were already gone or prepared for the next meal.
kaffekup over 11 years ago
Most real actors have to have intelligence and empathy to get into the heads of their characters. Tiff obviously has neither.
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
The other girl Tiff’s talking to in panel 1 looks pleased for Tiff. So am I. I hope the modeling job is legit, because it will look good on her resume and could help open doors for future gigs. No need to feel sorry for Tiff here. I just don’t get why people are peeing on her for landing a modeling job. It’s also an easy way out for her if she wants to bail from the play. But I don’t see why she’d necessarily have to bail, unless she needs to travel a long way or something to do the modeling gig and be absent too long to continue with the role. And even if she did, she could still come back to camp—you’d think—and finish up in some other capacity, for whatever it was worth. I’d hope she’d take the modeling job and turn her energies in that direction for the rest of the summer. Go Tiff!
rkozakand over 11 years ago
@ jellybellyThere was nothing subtle about it!!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 11 years ago
after all, all words are created words
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
MJ: Tiff is a lot more than pole dancer She is Heff material and has the means to have a strong independent film career : P You totally underrate the girl…^^Not really, I also touted her as a possible “Miss May”
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
I think you blufferate too much about this.^^Blufferate? o.0
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Sorry gang just had to give you another long one…^^Speaking of “Blufferating”…..
ChrisV over 11 years ago
Wanna hear my impression of every single guy that bought the frame just for Tiff’s pic? “That’s my girlfriend. She lives in Canada.”
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
MIRROR MAZE SHUT DOWN AT CALIFORNIA STATE FAIR^^ROTFL
BillWa over 11 years ago
Tiffany needs to step off her throne. Mr. J. band fans will get that one.
sarafaye over 11 years ago
Currently I am basing my opinion of Tiffany’s talent on Ms Manezone’s condescending treatment of her.
sarafaye over 11 years ago
Perhaps the play is already over. I know they were having first read through/dress rehearsal just a coupe of emotions ago, but this sounds like the director’s goodbye speech.
davidh48 over 11 years ago
This is a cartoon, remember?
Still,Tiff, represents what negligence occurs in a household, not a home.
Been there.
tech60 over 11 years ago
Zing……
JayBluE over 11 years ago
“I would surmise that rugby players are not vegetarians or vegans.”^And also judging by how the beer commercials used to come on, I’d surmise that they are not “strangers” to alcohol……..
JayBluE over 11 years ago
" I think you blufferate too much about this."^I’m is thinkin’ so, two…. or is it to? Defnitly not too…
ORMouseworks over 11 years ago
Tiff was passed over when Quill was being praised for his acting ability… It’s sad to be an Airhead, especially one who is so very wrapped up with herself. I can foresee Tiff somehow being disappointed with her picture-frame modeling gig. Just seems to be too true to believe that she’s going to come out smelling like a rose…
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Aw, man! I missed the evening news! Will your report be on at 11? Never mind… I can just re-read it.. ha ha!
Z Blair Premium Member over 11 years ago
@DaJellyBelly, I’m with you. I’m waiting for Tiffany to be dismissed and for Luann to replace her through some strange happening. Or maybe Quill just asks Manezon if she can audition. With Tiff watching and pouting.
MontanaTrav over 11 years ago
Mizz Manizgone has no clue what Tiff will look like on a picture frame because she’s always staring at the ceiling. What exactly is so interesting up there anyway?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 11 years ago
the mirror story was one of your best, of many good ones
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 11 years ago
“WOW. Did not know that. I would have starved to death.”-The other survivors would have been good with that, more meat for them, both what you didn’t eat and what you left behind. In fact, that may have been what happened to some of the original survivors for all I know. There were considerably more than 16 immediately after the crash.
Gokie5 over 11 years ago
I’m a day late here and (sorry) not up to reading the rest of 214 comments. However, I admire Mrs. Manezon’s ability to smooth over a sticky situation and leave the principals happy.
Attila The Voice! about 11 years ago
Tiff is starting to remind me of Dirk Diggler from Boogie Nights. And for those who have seen the movie, knows how THAT ended…………. :p
ct0760 over 10 years ago
lol, the teacher already knows where tiffany’s life is headed… :D
DevilDog2001 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Somebody has high expectations. Answer: Tiffany.
Naldrin 9 months ago
The girl Tiffany is speaking with seems genuinely happy for her. Either she’s a very nice person, or a really good actress.