Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 21, 2016
Transcript:
Man: When you plan the seating? Put me with the singles! Toni: Ok. Let's see...that'd be old Ms. Horner, Brad's great aunt Vicki, my preschool teacher. Brad: Shannon, of course. Man: Shannon? toni: My niece. She's 6. Brad: Should be a fun table! Man: Hm. Maybe I'll get lucky and be called to a major fire... Toni: Oh, and the captain. He's single, right?
Brdshtt Premium Member about 8 years ago
60 to 0 in 2.7 seconds…
Templo S.U.D. about 8 years ago
oh, that colleague sure got bummed out rather quickly once he heard about Shannon
AnyFace about 8 years ago
Could just see the air going out of him.
legaleagle48 about 8 years ago
Actually, I thought the captain had a boyfriend.
Ida No about 8 years ago
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Mordock999 Premium Member about 8 years ago
Hey, 5 minutes sitting at the table with “Dear Little Shannon” and Loud-Mouth here, will NEVER wanna have Kids!
Enter.Name.Here about 8 years ago
Sorry, but Toni just doesn’t have any girlfriends to invite, single or not.
wiselad about 8 years ago
what about the girl that was with her the first time Brad saw Toni? I guess she is married?
luann1212 about 8 years ago
Trust me the whole crew will end up at the wedding I bet. Although I wonder about Jonah, Moreover it will be at the Fuse. I just hope some of our long-lost characters will return. Remember Delta would be on vacation, Rose could come back for Christmas, the rest are around, and Pru basically runs the Fuse. TJ is not going anywhere although some think he should. I think they all will be invited in the end. A great Wedding panel with the whole crowd in the background, including a visit from GE and daughter. My prediction anyway for what it’s worth.
ironman01 about 8 years ago
Wah Waaa! Good one!
ai_vin about 8 years ago
Well, that put Mr Crude in his place fast.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
Poor fella no one in his age range, they are all too old or too young. I’d be sad too.
Lion_Tamer about 8 years ago
Did I miss where Leslie got caught taking the donation money, or did he manage to get away scott free.
kenhense about 8 years ago
Ha! Toni put out the fire…
drewpamon about 8 years ago
Don’t forget Luann, Bernice, and Tiffany. I’m sure they’d all love to sit next to a single fireman.
Make Mine Marvel about 8 years ago
Sounds like Mrs. Horner is still with us. We haven’t heard from her in a while. And it appears that Leslie did get away with whatever we thought he was doing around the Kafe. Pity, that…
OneTime59 about 8 years ago
Earlier in the week, some were commenting on “Happy’s” jaw locked into a perpetual smile. Looks like Greg took a bit of TJ’s image and placed it onto this firefighter’s face.
sueb1863 about 8 years ago
Wouldn’t Shannon be seated with her father?
dlkrueger33 about 8 years ago
Luann is single….
tom_wright about 8 years ago
No, the Capt.‘s not exactly single, he’s shacked up with another guy.
A R V reader about 8 years ago
Ha Ha, tough luck wise guy.
jrankin1959 about 8 years ago
Y’know, dude, there’s probably a reason why you’re still single… can’t think of what it is at the moment…
Schrodinger's Dog about 8 years ago
I’m sure there will be plenty of ’shadow people" for him to interact with!
Wesley_B about 8 years ago
Obviously, this guy isn’t into young girls…:)
Tyge about 8 years ago
Most all single females are in LuAnn’s orbit. Who will Bernice bring.
Flash Gordon about 8 years ago
Okay, it’s grand aunt, not great aunt. The sister of your grandparent is your grand aunt.
@Night-Gaunt49, there was a song during world war 2, sung by a woman, that went “they’re either too young or too old”.
@drewder, Luann will be a bridesmaid, Bernice will probably be at another table, I doubt if Tiff will be invited.
LoriRN1963 about 8 years ago
Luann is single…!
Airman about 8 years ago
This has been one, long prelude to the wedding march.
David Rickard Premium Member about 8 years ago
The bro and the Captain, both single, and getting seated together? I sense a Very Special Episode coming up….
Luanaphile about 8 years ago
The rest of the table will include Ox and Prudence.
ACTIVIST1234 about 8 years ago
Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it! Mr. Comedian got payback.
Pipe Tobacco about 8 years ago
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Actually, with that “jokester” fellow being at the table….. I feel sorry for SHANNON! A little bit of silly banter like he seems to specialize in can be ok…. but man, he is IMO getting into the “obnoxious” category for the length of his efforts.
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I am wondering what people think about these two “sentences”:
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“When you plan the seating?”
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“As your Bro-in-law?”
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I mentioned it earlier with the “Bro-in-law” comment, but here it is again…. at least in my fashion of understanding the English language, neither of the above two “sentences” are actual sentences…. and neither makes any sense to me with a QUESTION MARK at the end as the punctuation.
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I tend to think I am fairly familiar with dialects, and dialectical phrases. I also tend to think I am fairly familiar with current slang…. but, what I am missing here? Are those two sentences above some sort of regional thing about which I am completely clueless about?
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I would appreciate any explanation or comments about this. At first, I was thinking it may have been a simple mistake when it happened the first time, but this is the second time the same sort of “odd” pseudo-sentence structure shows up in less than a week…. so it seems intentional.
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It really seems strange and odd to me…. I must be missing something.
SukieCrandall Premium Member about 8 years ago
Combining both Luann info and Luann Again’s strip today for this. I think Frank and Nancy are referring to adult life after college in Luann Again, so they are about 40 in today’s Luann Again, give or take a little. At this stage of that comic Luann was 13 and Brad was 17. If so, they were about 27 when Luann was born, and 23 when Brad was. We know both from the strips and from a GE interview for an art show that Luann was 18 this last Spring, but not if they had her turn 19 in Sept (though i suspect they did since this year has motion due to the wedding), so Nancy and Frank are probably somewhere in their mid-40s right now in Luann and around 40 in Luann Again. I consider the mid-40s pretty much the physical prime of life (at least it was for me).
ACTIVIST1234 about 8 years ago
Saw the winning gown last night— nice! I just hope it’s warm weather— it does get cold in Southern Cal in the winter.
Scoutmaster77 about 8 years ago
He’s lonely! It’s those crazy firefighter hours doing it to him.
corpcasselbury about 8 years ago
Personally, I think that the captain should give the bride away.
SukieCrandall Premium Member about 8 years ago
Oh, and my comment about his job performance was just to cut short some people before they could get – let’s say “unpleasant” (to be polite).
SukieCrandall Premium Member about 8 years ago
For the heck of it i looked up great vs grand and it looks like for naming the generation twice removed the online places which trace ancestry are normalizing themselves around “grand”. Given that terminology had been more flexible earlier i suspect it may be sometjing of a fashion that is being normalized into a “rule”, like when dangling prepositions became a fashion no-no because some people got it into their heads that Latin grammar rules shoukd be followed in relation to prepositions, despite the structure being previously (and still) in very common usage.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 8 years ago
Unless they want to leave the entire town of Pitts vulnerable, they ought to just invite representatives of Brad and Toni ’s stations to the wedding.
We already know that all of Luann ’s friends will be volunteered by her as workers at the event.
SukieCrandall Premium Member about 8 years ago
Great point, Argy 2. That could also lead to Les being there. I have long thought that it would make sense for Les’s thefts to be caught in relation to the wedding, though the donation (instead of gifts) choice makes that less likely, I suspect. Usually, in that case, people donate and then the charity sends a note to the people (or survivors of same in the case of a bereavement) in whose honor the donation was given.
RSH about 8 years ago
Toni seems much more engaged with the wedding and planning for it than… say… a month or two ago when she was about to have a nervous breakdown and would have loved to elope and marry in front of a judge. Now she seems happy, relaxed and flexible. It is starting to seem that there will be more people there than previously thought. The firefighters have just now invited themselves.
wreck it ralph about 8 years ago
Quoting Old Lady Horner there might be snow on my roof but there is still a fire in my furnace..
Airman about 8 years ago
With a build up like this, the wedding guest list should include special attendees like Greg and his daughter. Maybe Lady Gaga? Miss Buxley, from Beetle Bailey?
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Wow! Nicely handled, Brad and Toni! The Loudmouth will get his just deserts along with his dessert at the reception!
(Be sure these table arrangements are conveyed to to your Wedding Planner.)
Mikeyj about 8 years ago
Stop ragging on Shannon, she’s a good girl, who had a lousy upbringing!
JPuzzleWhiz about 8 years ago
Invite Emo, Jock, Hair, Piro and Dez! Mr. Bigmouth, here, should fit right in!
SactoSylvia about 8 years ago
Of course Brad and Toni aren’t obligated to invite any of Luann’s friends, but they might offer Luann a “plus one” invitation. Plus, Bernice has hung around the De Groot house often enough, and for long enough, that they might invite her as a friend of the family.
SactoSylvia about 8 years ago
And I agree with those recalling that the Captain is gay and has – or had at one point, at least – a boyfriend.
Brdshtt Premium Member about 8 years ago
Trncated Spler Alrt: Captain saves 30
howtheduck about 8 years ago
I guess this means that Brad and Toni are not inviting Luann or any of her friends.
FrostbiteFalls about 2 years ago
Check out the 12/16/16 strip: Bigmouth Firefighter does end up laughing it up with Ms. Horner and (probably) Toni’s preschool teacher. Not only that, he and the rest of the unit did get called to a major fire.