Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for June 14, 2015
June 13, 2015
June 15, 2015
Transcript:
Customer: Hmmm... what kinds of salad dressings do you have? Elvin: Let me check... okay, we have freedom, patriot, stars & stripes, god bless america, and ranch. Customer: What are those?! The only one I've heard of is ranch! Elvin: Lucky Cow has purged its menu of anything that sounds foreign... these used to be french, italian, russian, and bleu cheese. Customer: How do I know which is which? Elvin: Well, I think stars and stripes might be italian... Customer: Look, never ming, I'll just have a hamburger. Elvin: You mean a liberty patty?
just different forms of the same input.