He tried out for Sleepy Hollow, but only got a bit part.
This reminds me of “Fifth Grade Jokes”—you know, sayings which passed for humor back in the day:
When they handed out brains, he thought they said “rain” and said he needed an umbrella.
When they handed out muscle he thought they said “hustle” and from that point on, he ran away from every fight.
Yeah, I know. They weren’t funny then, and they aren’t funny now.
He can pour his beer directly onto his brain, if he has one.
He has very poor motor skills no matter how much he drinks.
He can infuse his brain directly and skip the circulatory system bottleneck.
Ubintold over 1 year ago
He tried out for Sleepy Hollow, but only got a bit part.
thebashfulone over 1 year ago
This reminds me of “Fifth Grade Jokes”—you know, sayings which passed for humor back in the day:
When they handed out brains, he thought they said “rain” and said he needed an umbrella.
When they handed out muscle he thought they said “hustle” and from that point on, he ran away from every fight.
Yeah, I know. They weren’t funny then, and they aren’t funny now.
Mother Superior over 1 year ago
He can pour his beer directly onto his brain, if he has one.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
He has very poor motor skills no matter how much he drinks.
willie_mctell over 1 year ago
He can infuse his brain directly and skip the circulatory system bottleneck.