I do not need to bark to want ham.
he barks therefore wham!
We had a ham for Thanksgiving a few weeks ago and the dogs and cats were all over crying out in desperate desire for a slice or three. They got their diced chunks later.
“Speak, boy! Speak!”
“Would there be any Grey Poupon to go with the ham?”
I know it messes up the rhythm and the reference and all that, but I still think it should be “I want ham, therefore I bark!”
Cogitat ergo oink?
February 25, 2021
Imagine about 3 years ago
I do not need to bark to want ham.
gopher gofer about 3 years ago
he barks therefore wham!
Teto85 Premium Member about 3 years ago
We had a ham for Thanksgiving a few weeks ago and the dogs and cats were all over crying out in desperate desire for a slice or three. They got their diced chunks later.
Indianapolis Smith about 3 years ago
“Speak, boy! Speak!”
“Would there be any Grey Poupon to go with the ham?”
thejanith Premium Member about 3 years ago
I know it messes up the rhythm and the reference and all that, but I still think it should be “I want ham, therefore I bark!”
buckman-j about 3 years ago
Cogitat ergo oink?