Mannequin on the Moon by Ian Boothby and Pia Guerra for January 25, 2022

We did things at your age that were much dumber and more dangerous. Now get out there and do something you’ll regret for the rest of your life.

If your kids can’t get your adrenaline going from time to time, what’s the point of having them?

How do you ever hope to grow up to be a politician?

Ah well, back to the drawing board.

This is pretty sad.

When you have had the same discussion many times with a child, it’s hard to maintain the necessary earnest consistency. It is, however, part of parenting.

Sounds like permission to raise some real hell. Encouragement, actually.

Will need years of expensive therapy