Mannequin on the Moon by Ian Boothby and Pia Guerra for July 10, 2023

Oh great, a flat griddler.

Pancakes were still able to compete for resources.

Why are there still amoeba?

“Buy some new work boots

Stomp on a waffle or two" – Joe Walsh – Waffle Stomp

A classic example of a false premise.

Because waffles are peace-loving and don’t slaughter their “lesser” forebears. In other words, they are not human.

Both pancakes and waffles are created.

What about flapjacks, hotcakes, griddle cakes, crepes, latkes, etc?

I don’t know. Maybe they did, and maybe they didn’t. I’m waffling.

Guy in rear: I’ve told you before, never talk to me while we’re working. You never make sense.

Cause they both pray to the wheat god.

Typical of most restaurant staff – they are usually stoned off of their rear ends.

Flattop grill convenience .vs. waffle irons.

“THWANG” as he gets hit over the head with the pan.