Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for August 17, 2016

Sorry, I don’t get it. Could someone explain what a “closer” is supposed to do?

I know I couldn’t say no to Marm’.

Ooh, those look like the Thin Mints! I’ll take every box you have of those and all the Samoas (or Caramel Delights, whatever they’re called these days)!

Who could resist those eyes?I would hand over the money straight away!xxx

In this case “closer” means you buy the cookies or she’ll have to give them all to Marmaduke!

Yeah, I dare you to say, no, mister!

Thank you everyone for explaining about the “closer.”