Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for July 14, 2023

He was very “ramenous”.

What’s the big deal??!! Marm always likes to “sample” the items ……… before he orders his main meal!!!

/SHMIRK/

WOOOOF ! Ok, ok here’s your menu.

Well, how about the wine list, then?

The old Howard Johnson’s™ menus used to have really nice pictures of the food, putting to shame what that was actually served.

Would you rather have him eat the menu or your whole inventory of food?

Just charge him for the menu.

No dogs in restaurants.

I was up in Chautauqua, NY last week and ALMOST went to see the Brad Anderson & Marmaduke statue. So close, yet sooo far away….!!!

Order the whole menu then Marm.

In Marmaduke’s defence, it did have pictures of food on it.

Just bring him one of everything.

Spray and Wipe the Chairs, then the Table, then the Menu’s. Finally the Tray’s with the same cloth and put them on the counter for the Next Guests. Did not go to kitchen for sanitation. True Story and Wendy’s never responded to my email of what I saw! Still waiting 10 years later.

Don’t blame the waiter can’t see marm leaving a tip maybe a bone

Marm ….. just put your paw on the steak …. the sides are optional …… :)