Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for November 14, 2023

His “palate” is a “pallet” of infinite tastes.

Why SHOULD Marm complain??! After all, the “food” is …….. FREE!!!

;-)

Put a small tasteless unoffensive pill in his food!

If it’s free, why complain?

… but he is always looking for more.

Why is the dog in a school cafeteria?

Canine garbage disposal, less food in the trash.

Marm isn’t picky!

If you want to hear something disgusting, there’s a deputy at the jail I used to work for that used to “clean up” the food the inmate in holding cells didn’t eat or finish!

I remember this one day at Columbia High when they served this “new” Chicken a-la King and the Asian gentleman who had convinced the school to try and serve something different was standing in the cafeteria, watching as student after student got a tray of his product, sat down, took 1 bite, and got up and threw it all in the trash. I had never seen a grown man cry before. I never knew if it was because of all the starving kids in China my mother was always going on about or what. It was a real waste and Marmaduke would have come in handy.

Marm thinks it’s tray bien.

Marm will eat anything .Marm is in the school cafeteria because he a walking garbage disposal