Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for August 18, 2019

Good one!

Paybacks are Hell.

Or maybe the dipstick in front of her was texting, not paying attention, and needed to be slapped out of his stupor.

That’s really good, Mike. Playing it backwards!

I just pay for both cars. When I get to the pickup window, I show the receipt and take both meals.

That was GREAT! I’ll have to remember that.

What really irritates me is when I’m sitting behind the lead car in a line of 4 or 5 cars in a drive up and I can see the car in front taking the food from the car hop and paying and I’m thinking; it’s almost my turn. I then see the person ahead still sitting there taking their time putting the bags on the passenger side floor and then casually putting their change back into their wallet and the coins into a purse, adjusting their radio, putting their Bluetooth ear bud into their ear, etc. I’ve actually sat an extra 2 minutes under that situation. That’s when I give a long blast on the horn!

Why would anyone be in a hurry to eat the slop you get at a fast food drive-thru?

It took me a while to figure out how to “polite honk” on my new car. I accidentally blasted it at a distracted driver at a green light.

Perfect revenge!!