Despite her impressive physique/ Monique has a bit of a “beak”/ it’s as long as her arm/ and detracts from her charm/ – as it frequently tends to “lique”.
When she quit in a fit of pique/ We thought: “That’s the end of Monique”/ But flashing her Bristols/ resulted in crystals/ Her cupboards are full of Lalique!
Kind&Kinder about 4 years ago
:-) Well done!
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
LOL!
dwane.scoty1 about 4 years ago
How about Magamystique?
dwane.scoty1 about 4 years ago
“He’ll be here all week, Folx! Staying for dinner? Try the meat loaf!”
Call me Ishmael about 4 years ago
Despite her impressive physique/ Monique has a bit of a “beak”/ it’s as long as her arm/ and detracts from her charm/ – as it frequently tends to “lique”.
Linguist about 4 years ago
Well, maybe one stab at it….
When she quit in a fit of pique/ We thought: “That’s the end of Monique”/ But flashing her Bristols/ resulted in crystals/ Her cupboards are full of Lalique!
S.Curtis Premium Member about 4 years ago
Bravo!
Rose Madder Premium Member about 4 years ago
You all are great. I love limericks.
Impkins Premium Member about 4 years ago
I gotta go wash my brain out!!!!!!!! Too many rhymes! Well done!!!!! :)
Jack Dawson about 4 years ago
OW!