Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for May 11, 2021

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    Kind&Kinder  over 3 years ago

    Love that you’re quoting Voltaire, Mike. Today’s quote is especially relevant.

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    MS72  over 3 years ago

    Does the AROMATIC fire automatically and does it have a large magazine?

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    theincrediblebulk  over 3 years ago

    I thought AROMATIC was the room at the top of the house where Caesar stored his old belongings.

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    Arav727  over 3 years ago

    arrow-matic. That makes sense

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    guyjen2004  over 3 years ago

    Van Helsing had one of those.

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    Linguist  over 3 years ago

    Two totally unrelated things came to mind when I saw this.

    1) Voltaire’s quote could certainly apply to the perpetrators and adherents of The Big Lie.

    2) Phil’s definition somehow immediately reminded me of that hilarious skit Lucille Ball did on I Love Lucy about the Veg-o-Matic.

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    alikgator  over 3 years ago

    Arromatic tm comes with a lifelong warranty. The warranty is void if the user puts inside any other than the original arromatic tm arrows.

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    corpcasselbury  over 3 years ago

    Assault bow and arrow? That’s certainly original. And funny.

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Zing! :)

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