Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for May 14, 2021

Good one Mike.

Salem, don’t inhale ‘em. Salem to Newport. Newport where be a Chesterfield. A Chesterfield with Old Gold. Old Gold from the Lucky Strike mine. Arr!

From the Amer. Herit. Dict. 4th Ed.:

[After Charles Anderson Worsley, Second Earl of Yarborough (1809-1897), said to have bet 1,000 to 1 that such a hand would not occur.]

Ya know what the pen is mightier than? Huh? Huh? It’s the sword !

Aurrrrrgh!

Dear late Uncle Tony of Austin, who drove a truck up Omaha Beach, at age 17 on D-day, gave me a pack of “Greens” but I lost them in a move years ago.

pirates smoking, that may explain a few things

“Yarboroughs, with the cool refreshing taste of nori!”

Can cause impotence.