Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for May 28, 2021

I’ll bet we could drive you nuts with Moby Dick !

What are your veggies and grains fertilized with?

Mikes weenie is so cold by now, it shribbled up

Good! You can help define the boundaries between viruses, bacteria, macroinvertebrates and animals. If you eat a tardigrade on your lettuce, did you eat an animal or not?

How do you tell someone is a vegan? Wait a minute. They’ll tell you.

Around where I lived in Colorado, many years ago, Vegetarian just meant you were a lousy shot!

Now that is hardcore vegan.

You don’t use animals for entertainment???? What are those cat videos on your screen? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? :)

Leather boots?

Because she cares oh soooooooooooooooooooo much

Go ahead and stand there in your Birkenstocks and lecture me about wearing cowboy boots!

Enjoy your self inflicted misery.