Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for August 13, 2022

The FBI has a right to inspect the oven.

Actually it’s a flat out lie. Evading, deflecting, etc are typically done to avoid lying by telling irrelevant truths or asking unrelated questions: “Meenky’s not in the attic”, “Well, what about your childhood teddy bear?”

Poor Mr Meenky…sounds like he did the same thing as someone we all know…for seven hours he evaded, deflected and dodged all questions by pleading the 5th! Poor Mr. Meenky…..he’ll soon explode in that microwave….do something Mike!

Filipino Monkey Meat Recipe

INGREDIENTS:

2 lbs. monkey meat

1 cup soy sauce

1 whole garlic pealed and smashed

1 small onion minced

2 lemons

Half cup 7up/Sprite

1 TSP. ground black pepper

5 TBS. Dark ground sugar

1 Cup banana ketchup/sauce. Available at Asian grocery

DIRECTIONS:

Cut pork into bite sized pieces removing as much skin and fat as possible.

-Marinate meat for around 24 hours

-Soak bamboo skewers for at least an hour in water

-Skewer the meat.

-Open a beer and fire up the grill

-Cook for 10-15 minutes or until done (Glazing with Asian BBQ sauce or glaze is optional)

Problem solved and dinner served.

Mike, the tie is growing on me. :)

Anyone else tired of the Mr. Meenky arcs? yawn