Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for October 19, 2022

Stat!

Then there’s that five second rule: If nobody sees it drop, it’s OK to pick it up and give it to your sister.

and the ball hit into the stands and lands in the cup of beer. Not getting that back either – 5 second rule or not.

Wait, you want the drama, arguing, fights, temper tantrums, sleepless nights and no sex back??? You are an evil woman aren’t you?

She’s the drunken “Franken- weeny” ❗️☺️