Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for March 16, 2023

Two steps up and one over, and Ted has everyone in checkmate!!

Fertilizing your workplace is never cool!

A jack-a-s-s wearing a horse’s head.

Can’t wait til next week for this to be over

Ted seems to always being fired no matter the comic strip.

I’ve had to fire many guys like Ted, / Not for being a horse’s head. / I fired them because, of course, / they’d been the other end of the horse.

Oooh horse pucky! It’s not the manure, but the hay in your cubicle…I’m allergic…

Could be worse. The next guy will be the back end of a horse.

Worst Limerick yet. It rhymes, but the meter is all wrong.