Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for May 22, 2023

I notice it’s the large caliber odorous boles that are usually not picked up. Big dog owner stereotype?

We have 9 geese. They make dogs look constipated.

Minutiae, bunk and trifles…nice! Now I can say my truffle dog makes trifles!

“Better than Sex” trifle recipe

Ingredients

1 cake (Devils Food, baked)

16 oz. whipped cream (Stabilized, or whipped topping)

1 jar caramel sauce

1 can sweetened condensed milk

6 skor bars (/ heath bars chopped)

Revenge dessert:

Remember in the movie, The Help? Minnie made a “homemade” chocolate pie………

I wonder if they’re drinking Red Bull.

People don’t pick up after their dogs in Seattle. They’re number 1 on the list. I guess that’s some kind of sh*t list. :)