Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for August 22, 2023

Will pay top dollar

Ball handlers are going to get those banned. And since they make the big money, Congress will likely ban them. Good thing ARs are still legal and most of the teams appear to have an open carry policy, so the big guys will still have a shot. So to speak.

Jock Inhaler! Wonder if he’s related to the guy videoed “sniffing” a woman in Barnes and Noble?

When will they go metric and change the field dimensions, first down chains, etc? What’s the metic version of pounds/sq inch? :-)

Some players act like they’re on tranquilizers normally….ugh

+1 for each of the announcers’ names

They need to give the smaller players dart guns to prevent the big players from making them road kill. They can call offsides for firing a dart before the ball is in play.

Joc Enhailer? Hahaha!

I want one too.

Joc Enhailer and Kneel?? Nice play on your field there Mike.

Along with those tranquilizer guns those smaller players could start wearing uniforms with bullseyes.