That a leather slipper?
It’s name is Moo Shu Pork
But I still eat it with a fork.
Sue was overly stressed
Her comment merely in jest.
So grab a bottle we’ll pop the cork.
Somebody cleans the kitchenette fridge on Friday, thankfully.
The break room’s where folks keep their food / To steal it would just be plain rude / purloining a dish / just cause you’re peckish / will end in revenge on you, dude!
Lost in a thought with my neck slightly bent
Just look at the time — who knows where it went?
The gift of the verse
Feels more like a curse
And of no use at all when it’s time to pay rent
Food thievery is real Though many say, “No big deal.” Tis better by farThan stray fingers dipped in jarsHaving eaten from other people’s meals.
Whew!
I repeated that last panel as sung; and ended by buying my tongue. Thanks Mike!
LOL! Good one! ☺️
Zykoic 11 months ago
That a leather slipper?
GaloisField 11 months ago
It’s name is Moo Shu Pork
But I still eat it with a fork.
Sue was overly stressed
Her comment merely in jest.
So grab a bottle we’ll pop the cork.
MS72 11 months ago
Somebody cleans the kitchenette fridge on Friday, thankfully.
Linguist 11 months ago
The break room’s where folks keep their food / To steal it would just be plain rude / purloining a dish / just cause you’re peckish / will end in revenge on you, dude!
Daltongang Premium Member 11 months ago
Lost in a thought with my neck slightly bent
Just look at the time — who knows where it went?
The gift of the verse
Feels more like a curse
And of no use at all when it’s time to pay rent
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 11 months ago
Food thievery is real Though many say, “No big deal.” Tis better by farThan stray fingers dipped in jarsHaving eaten from other people’s meals.
mistercatworks 11 months ago
Whew!
gary.eddings4157 Premium Member 11 months ago
I repeated that last panel as sung; and ended by buying my tongue. Thanks Mike!
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
LOL! Good one! ☺️