Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for October 06, 2023

He’s going to get a strain from reaching for that one.

PARKAY!

He’s on a slippery slope

What about her face?

And here I thought he had this butter thing down pat. I guess it’s difficult to churn up a creamy limerick when your lactose intolerant.

Made my stomach churn while whipping up my imagination.

Spread eagle in the butter she lay, rub a dubing the long day away; ’til Inspector of Health approached with great stealth and labeled it no longer Grade A.