Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for October 30, 2023

I didn’t know Italians had beer!

Then he takes the bear suit off and reveals that he is actually Garfield.

Actually, they prefer gummy bears over lasagna. Google bear takes gummy bears.

Did he also take the Alka-Seltzer????

i saw that vid, the getaway was so easy, open window next to the fridge!

I can’t blame the bear. I would have had the lasagna, garlic bread, and broccoli with a little cheese. Dangit – now I’m hungry!

I thought it was a potpie. Bears are lactose intolerant.

That’s just silly. Any bear that smart would have defrosted the pizza in the microwave oven before leaving. :)