Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for August 11, 2024

Ask her mom? What century is this???

it seems they have not dated very ong if he doesn’t know her parents are divorced

Mom might spring for the wedding. Dad would just have bought a ladder, painted it pink, stuck a bow on it, and then planted it under her bedroom window.

Wow, cut to the bone.

Sounds like MOM pulls all the strings…oy

Let’s just date once or twice and see how it goes, eh?!

“Don’t ask..”