Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for October 13, 2024

riot.

SUCK IT UP!

It ain’t just cows that produce methane!

Oh, I wouldn’t worry about that if I was you. Climate change will make sure that you don’t exhale. Or inhale.

There it is! A conspiracy theory that some idiots will believe!

If you want to stop making carbon emissions, then die, that’ll do it.

Truly inspired!