Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for February 27, 2020

We had to turn down the local girl scouts outside the supermarket.

We have our own “suppliers” – three granddaughters.

Is it that season already? Haven’t seen or heard from the usual train of sprouts at the door.

How about a low sugar cookie?

Don’t bite off s’more than you can chew.

More states have approved the medicinal use of cannabis. How many dispensaries will have a Girl Scout or two out front selling cookies this year?

I’m not as motivated this because I didn’t get a commission from last year.

I was doing alright with my diet unless that “most wonderful time of the year” came. Christmas? No, Girl Scouts cookies time.

I had built in motivation, just get those cookies out of the house.

Living at the end of a long cul-de-sac we don’t get Girl Scouts, Trick-or-treaters, political canvassers, salesman, or much of anything else. No complaints from me.

Two boxes of thin mints would motivate anyone.