Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for April 08, 2020

I wonder if the suicide nets surrounding Apple manufacturering buildings have gone empty since China shut down?

I work in a hospital Lab near Detroit and I’ve been using this gag for two weeks.

Do not get a false sense of security by wearing a mask. The mask protects other people from you. You are not necessarily protected from them.

Well, so much for the facial recognition thing.

Moderately protective.

This is actually a real problem. When I used Apple Pay I have to either pull the mask down or type in my backup code.

Glad I never activated that feature. I have enough problem with my beard growing.

And fingerprint recognition doesn’t work with gloves on.