Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for May 28, 2021

Well, mom had fun…

Been decades since I’ve been in one. Sounds like things haven’t changed inside.

That’s an arch company name!

Believe me child, there will come a day when you’ll believe, ’There’s no such thing as too many shoes."

I am of the belief that in the distant future, archeologists will uncover our homes and when they get to the bedroom closet conclude that men were bipedal and women were centipedal

When I was five years old, I sneaked out of the house to go see the military parade that my military Dad had gotten up early to attend. When my Mom noticed I was missing, she called the police and the air base. My father caught up with me on a bridge, where I was walking in pajamas with a bandage dangling from my knee. He told me to get into the car and took me to the “parade”. It was just a bunch of guys dressed alike standing and walking in formation. I suppose I had thought it would be like Macy’s Parade. It was “not as fun as it sounded”.

Nothing is, child!

no more slippers!?!

Ok…off to Candyland.

Yes, because Mommy bought herself some shoes!

And Dress Barn is not really a barn.

Fake news again.