Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for December 21, 2022

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    allen@home  almost 2 years ago

    Ah the joys of Christmas shopping. At the malls of America.

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    sandpiper  almost 2 years ago

    If the guy is on his phone, watch it.

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    Geophyzz  almost 2 years ago

    So your Christmas spirit is only surficial.

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    dflak  almost 2 years ago

    Most of the year, I walk 4 miles every morning. I take off from mid-December to mid-January mostly because of the weather.

    I can park at the far corner of the parking lot (near the exit) and walk to the building in about 2 minutes instead of driving around the lot for 2 hours.

    We do have one mini-mall around here where the parking lot is designed to funnel ALL the traffic in front of the flagship store so every pedestrian and every car have to “work it out.”

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    TMMILLER Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Instant Karma. Getting cut off in the parking lot and the guy telling you to F off, he’s late. For an appointment with you.

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    Pickled Pete  almost 2 years ago
    A well dressed man is seen lying in a parking spot at the mall…… When asked “What happened to you?”

    The man replied “My wife and I were walking and found a parking space. She went to buy a car while I hold the space.”

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 2 years ago

    Just go with the ebb and doe.

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    Ikesmum   almost 2 years ago

    Make sure to get a spot close to the mall door so we don’t have far to walk before we go in and walk from one end to the other a couple times!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    Getting an open spot right near the front of the store is the real Christmas Miracle!!

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