Momma by Mell Lazarus for February 19, 2023

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    seanfear  almost 2 years ago

    can I hire you, Momma? like .. for a month or so?

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    Ichabod Ferguson  almost 2 years ago

    Our neighbor, even into her seventies, could imitate the voice of a four-year old girl perfectly over the phone. Every marketing call; “I have to ask my mommy. She’s not home (them, click).”

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  almost 2 years ago

    I listen to everything they have to say, then I hit them with the pitch of pre-arrangements. I follow that up with you are selling a WANT, I am selling a NEED!

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Way to go Momma!

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    Jace  almost 2 years ago

    Also the worst nightmare for the entire family!!!

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    joannesshadow  almost 2 years ago

    Years ago, when my brother was living with us, he and my dad both worked for the local paper. They also had the same name. I would sometimes answer the phone and the caller would want to speak to Tom. “Junior or senior?” “The one who works at the Sun.” “Sure. Advertising or editorial?”

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “The man of the house is not at home and besides, I gave at the undertakers!”

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    [Unnamed Reader - e476da]  almost 2 years ago

    Mommas’ smile looks so funny in the 7th panel.

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