Monty by Jim Meddick for May 02, 2001

Transcript:

"I don't get it. Why would you aliens share your technology?" "Occasionally UFOs visit Earth for repairs...while we're here, we trade with the natives to keep them from getting restless..." "Trade with the natives?" "Yes. Much like your early subdued primitives with beads, mirrors and other shiny objects..." "But we're not primitives! We're not so easily..." "Hey...what's that?" "A plasma fluctuator." "Can I hold it?" "Only if you say, "pretty please."