Monty by Jim Meddick for January 08, 2002
Transcript:
"Ok, what seems to be the problem here?" "My lawn gnome got graffitied..." "Paint looks like a krylon midnight blue #386, but we'll take a sample for lab confirmation. Meanwhile call Peggy and have her run a check on all the krylon 386's sold in a 10-block radius..." "Thank you, officers! Thank you!" "No sweat" "D'you think that guy really thinks we're gonna do all that stuff?" "It's hard to say. He looks pretty dopey. Say, Call Peggy and have her run a check on the nearest donut shop in a 10-block radius."