Monty by Jim Meddick for January 16, 2002
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"Wow...you inherited it?! That's cool..." "Great-grandpa McHorn. Actually, It sorta creeps me out...I don't like the way the eyes follow me." "The eyes look normal to me..." "No, see how they seem to follow me wherever I go..." "Ok I think I see the problem - give me that and stand over there..." "It's the beer." "Although look: He's also giving furtive glances at my cheez doodles."