Monty by Jim Meddick for March 11, 2002

Transcript:

"Is your recording device ready?" "Yep." "I know you're from the local paper to interview me about refereeing the Kiwanis club softball tournament..." "But I also have another story to tell...a darker, more sinister tale..." "You see, I'm not only a referee...I'm also a vampire." "I can see the interview now: "Interview with an umpire..." "To be continued!..."