Monty by Jim Meddick for September 14, 2002
Transcript:
"C'mon, kids..the keys for the handcuffs are in the trunk.." "If you release me, I promise to do better magic tricks..really! I swear..it'll be the best birthday party you've ever.." "Ow! Ow! Ow!" "I should've known not to beg for mercy when they're doing the pinata."