Monty by Jim Meddick for September 30, 2002

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?Here?s a letter sent from star cluster 3897.5? ?That must be from my girlfriend.? ?You have a girlfriend?? ?Yes..here..I have an image of her in my wallet?? ?Well..let?s see..she looks very?? ?Ahhhhhhh..tractive.? ?Of course, her exoskeleton looks particularly comely after molting season.?