Monty by Jim Meddick for December 02, 2002
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?The Fowl Hog Saloon? ?This looks like a cool bar?let?s get a drink?? ?Um, if you say so?? ?Hi! Hey?I think your sign may have a misspelling...?fowl? should be ?f-o-u-l? unless you intended a whimsical juxtaposition of ?fowl,? as in feathered vertebrate, with ?hog,? as in hoped mammal?? ?Do you want a drink, buddy, or do you want a boot up your !@#@!#?? ?Ok, I?m just going to rule out the whimsical, wordplay scenario.?