Monty by Jim Meddick for January 17, 2003

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?It?s weird?we?ve been friends for years, but we?ve never seen each other nude except briefly at the gym.? ?And yet nothing?s different! We?re just the same two pals?only naked.? ?Except now I know you have a herniated navel?? ?And now you have a birthmark that forms the rough line of ?Elmer Fudd.?