Monty by Jim Meddick for March 30, 2004

Transcript:

"Monty, this is Bryan. I'm at the stratoport..." "As I speak through the horn of Elrod, do my words find you?' "Um, your cell phone is a little fuzzy." "It is as I feared. So I will speed my tale! That which has been given you is a thing more precious than the Ulyx wizard stone! And there is one, the one of the dark sweater, who would claim it as his own! You must stop him Even now his magic tries to drown my words! This one of whom I speak, his name is Drrrrklysssssk" "Bryan I think your cell phone is losing signal..." "I curse thee, dave of East Rutherford."