Monty by Jim Meddick for March 31, 2004
Transcript:
"Who was that?" "That was Bryan, the guy who lives with his mom. he's going away and he wants me to guard something 'til he gets back." "What is it?' "I have no idea. Bryan's totally whacked out on fantasy games! He gave me some rap about a guy in a dark sweater who wants to steal it and... It's all just a load of %$#@!" "Perhaps I underestimated Bryan." "It appears he has already formed a fellowship of an elfin dwarf-warrior and an idiot man-child!'