Monty by Jim Meddick for June 19, 2004
Transcript:
"So two beings from the 8th dimension appeared in a vision as David Bowie and David Hasselhoff and told you my new name should be 'Dave'?" "Yes. Well, not quite. They said your name should be 'Dave-7'." "'Dave-7' why 'Dave-7'?" "Can I borrow your marker?" "This way you don't have to buy all new shirts... David Hasselhoff thought up that part..."
And how does his marker do white as well as black?