Monty by Jim Meddick for July 13, 2004
Transcript:
"What's Moondog doing in there?" "He asked to be frozen during weekdays and revived only on weekends." "But how can he get away with this?" "Well, he called in sick so he doesn't have to go to work...and he asked me to feed his parrot..." "Still, you'd think there'd be some ramifications if..." "Today on Wall Street, Anheuser-Busch stocks plummeted due to a sudden, unexplained drop in consumption..."