Monty by Jim Meddick for February 07, 2005

Transcript:

"Why are you still in bed?" "I'm being held hostage by microtians... Tiny insect-like beings!..." "Can I help?" "No. I guess I hafta surrender, but maybe you could go RAID the cabinet under the sink and look for a white flag... Or, if you can't find one a BLACK FLAG will do..." "I found a white sock on the floor. Will that work?..." "Human, if your eye is bothering you, I can send a supply unit to acquisition a drop of Visine..."