Monty by Jim Meddick for May 28, 2005
Transcript:
"Hey! I see someone found his lucky hat! Oo boy! I bet casino owners everywhere are quivering in their boots!" "Go on...laugh! But how'd you like it if you lost something key to your entire identity?! Like....say...your plaid underpants?" "Polyester blend." "OK, sorry, polyester and nylon pants."